Many people make the comparison between relationships and baseball. I don’t understand how this all came about. And quite frankly I’m appauled. How anyone could describe the pursuit of women into 4 bases is ridiculous. I wonder who came up with it.
Now I didn’t want to get slapped with a lawsuit or be accused of infringing on any trademarks, so I won’t be using the term ‘SuperBowl’ but every endeavour should be treated like one. Everyone reading this is prime-time so let’s pick an appropriate name for our series, we’ll call it the: Relationship Bowl.
You see. Relationships are like football. Relationships, as with football, are full of pass yardage, running the ball, penalty flags, punting, offsides, on-side kicks, interceptions, fumbles etc. It’s complicated and strategic with a sense of urgency when the game is on the line and the clock is ticking down. You have 100 yards from your starting point to your destination, whatever the objective may be. You control the outcome, you’re the quarterback.
But the quarterback needs someone to look out for him and to look at the big picture and make the calls that alludes him. What does every guy need? You got it…a good coach…(and if you’re truly terrible, you’ll need a whole coaching staff). And what other way to succeed than to have the coach be part of the other team: insider advantage never hurt anyone.
Picking the Coach
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You need a coach that’s going to be there in the good times and the bad times. When you’re at 1st and goal, things are not going to be so bad. But when you’re at 3rd and 20 at the 50 yard line with 2 minutes on the clock and you’re down by 7 that coach is going to need to dig deep and direct you to victory.
Top 4 things to look for in picking a coach.
1. Make sure she’s a woman.
Guys have a tendency to take the advice of other men. Especially when these men shouldn’t be giving advice. So make sure you pick a woman to be your coach. This could make the difference between you winning the majority of your road games ie. Going after girls that are out of your league.
2. Make sure she has good game.
One thing that men appreciate is a woman with good game.
Good game - The strategic intent to get what you want.
If you’re lucky to get a woman with good game as your coach, you are going to the playoffs every year. She can’t guarantee you the championship ring, but she can get you a couple banners to hang on the rafters. As a bonus, if your coach has good game, and she helps you to land a girl with good game, your own game will improve and will grow exponentially, and that’s a beautiful thing.
3. Make sure she’s older than you.
You don’t want to take advice from a woman that is younger than you. That’s just weak game. If you are currently taking advice from a girl that is younger than you, you fail in life. There is no reason that this should happen. The only exception is if you’ve known the girl your whole life and are childhood friends, but you still fail. Grow some balls.
4. Make sure she knows what the hell she’s talking about.
Some people should not be allowed to give advice on anything, especially relationships. There are some people who have been with the same person since they were 15, and know nothing about the pursuit. These people probably went through:
Boy : “Hey do you want to go out with me?”
Girl: “Okay”
And they’ve been together ever since.
A good woman to have on the sidelines is one who has went out with several men and has the experience of rained out games,complete shutouts and 4th quarter nail biters on her shoulder. These are the ones who have season tickets and know every play down pact.
Find the woman coach that is out there because she’s going to take you places you’ve never imagined. 
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