These types of girls need rescuing | How to know when to rescue a girl

Here is a list of 10 types of girls that need rescuing. If you encounter any of these girls, please do what’s right and lend out a hand and save them!

1) A girl that is talking to a guy that she was just approached by. After 5 minutes of conversation, she seems so dis interested….she keeps nodding and nodding to act if she’s paying attention. She doesn’t want to be mean and tell the guy to get lost, so she’s stuck and has to come up with a lame excuse to get out.

2) The girl who receives a an e-mail from a guy confessing his love for her. The same guy who was too much of a pansy to tell her he likes her in person. So she’s left wasting her 5 mins of life reading his life story and all the issues he’s had to overcome and how the girl will complete him. Eww.

3) The pretty girl who posts her picture online, only to receive a billion messages from guys along the lines “hey, what’s up, you look hot”

4) The girl who wants to just dance at a club with her girlfriends and suddenly finds some dillwad trying to get close to her and grind on her most marketable assets.

5) Girls that are in relationships with guys that can’t seem to do anything right. Everything that they do seems to end up in a conflict. Drama!

6) The girl who is going out with a guy who is always broke, and can’t spend a dime on her. This isn’t really a big issue since girls for the most part work for their money. But it’s nice if the guy acts like the “provider” and shells out cash sometimes.

7) The girl who goes out with the guy whose car is always broken down and you can never go anywhere. This is usually the same guy who works at an auto parts garage fixing cars and his regular excuse is “yo…they’re working on it, they’re working on it”.

Women who go out with guys that can’t eat as much food as them. There’s nothing wrong with a girl who keeps a good figure and likes to eat. Foods good. Try going to Burrito Boyz at 2am in the morning wth your BF, only to have him say he’s not hungry……asshole. Girls opinion: “That’s fine…just sit there and look cute while I eat for you.”

9) Girls who go out with guys that can’t pick good produce at the supermarket. This is a key problem that I don’t think gets much attention. Guys need to realize that when you bring home damaged and bruised produce it’s not reflecting well on your decision making skills. Never bring bad produce into the household. I can’t stress this enough.

10) The needy guy who always has to message/talk to the girl every half an hour. Leave the girl alone and let her have her space. She doesn’t need to think about you every waking minute of the day.

Oh the things girls have to put up with..save the girls!

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# Linked to 8 February 2010 in Articles by Pat Dryburgh

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