Here are the 10 funny keyword search terms that I’ve found in my Google analytics that people have entered into Google search and landed at my blog : I have also commented on the keyword search terms with my opinion of them.
- Is it bad to date a fat girl? [ Comments: No, why would it ever be a bad thing to date a fat girl? Big girls need lovin' too. All jokes aside, people shouldn't care what other people think. Every body can lose weight. The big girl could turn into a hot supermodel, you never know. It might be smart to get in on the ground floor now and make your investment work for you.]
- Toronto Jewish millionaire bachelor [ Comments: Wow, someone is trying to hit the jackpot! :)]
- best place to pickup girls in Toronto [ Comments: Really? There is one single place that you can go to, to pick up girls? That place must be a shrine.]
- boyfriend doesn’t have a car [ Comments: Damn, I'm really sorry. I guess you're staying in on Saturday night!]
- best girl pickup book stores in Toronto [ Comments: I know there are a lot of book stores in Toronto, I didn't know there was one to go pickup girls at]
- call girls in toronto [Comments: WOAH. That's getting a little naughty. I hope that's not a highly influential Toronto figure looking for adult services. We don't want another Spitzer scandal on our hands]
- How do you know if you’re in the friend zone? [Comments: Trust me. If you need to ask. You're in the friend zone]
- advantages of being a single man at 30 [Comments: Haha. Are you really expecting there to be a website that is going to give you confirmation that there are advantages of being single at 30?]
- are toronto girls hard to date [Comments: I'm not even going to answer that one haha]
- being single in Toronto sucks [Comments: No shit Sherlock. Googling your frustrations isn't going to make it better though LOL]
I will be posting monthly the top 10 funniest dating keywords that people use on Google and end up landing on my blog. If you’re looking for some humourous searches, make sure to keep tuning in!
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This is hilarious!! Keep them coming
I will definitely keep them coming Hima! If anything just for you! haha
- The Relationship Guy