[rating:5]
I went out the other night. And after the party I was about to go home, but I suddenly felt hungry so I went to get a burrito at one of the specialty Burrito places around the entertainment district.
So there I was, looking at the menu of burritos to choose from at the burrito place.
I did what normal people would do when ordering from a fast food place. I knew my role, played nice with the girl at the cash register taking the orders, ordered my food and waited like I was supposed to. While I was waiting, two asian guys came in to the place.
Picture two short asian guys in their early 20s, with heavily greased up hair, all spiked up.
Got the picture in your head? Good. We can continue.
These asian guys were obviously trying to be someone they weren’t.
Their opening line to the girl at the counter was “So guys, I have my friend from Vancouver here, and I want to get him the best burrito of his life”.
Order taker:”Ughhh…I’m not sure what that means, but OK.”
Then they started going down the list of types of burrito they had…chicken, beef, veggie, and some shrimp burrito that cost like $12 something for the large.
So the girl asks the guy, “do you want the shrimp burrito?”.
The guy replies, “ugh……$12….what do you think? Is it worth it?”
The other guy replies, “Uhh..I don’t want to spend $12 on a burrito” How about we get chicken or beef.
“Well it’s not going to be the best burrito of his life.” The girl at the counter exclaimed.
The two guys looked at each other and shrugged. The guy who originally asked for the best burrito of his life to give to his friend settled for the chicken burrito.
LMAO.
Moral of the story, if you’re going to walk into the place and try to own it, make sure you deliver on it and not look like an idiot. To those two asian guys at Burrito Bandidos on Saturday night, you should have gotten the $12 burrito, because now you look like fools. Even more so because you ended up on the internet.
If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!
Why is it so important to emphasize the “asian” part? If it were two white dudes, would you say “Two white guys were buying burritos…”?
The asian part isn’t really important and the intention of the article isn’t to single out one type of race. It just so happened it was two asian guys. If it were two caucasian males I would have wrote that in the title. The point of the story is that if a guy wants to act like he runs the place, he should back it up.
So, you’d write “Picture two short caucasian males in their early 20s” and “To those two caucasian males at Burrito Bandidos”, and title this posting “Those two caucasian males should have bought the $12 burrito.”?
I think you’re missing the point of the article.