I’m out with the “credit card”

So I was at the mall on the weekend looking for things to buy. You know when you get the feeling that your wardrobe is weak to capacity and you need to buy things to spice it up a little bit? Yeah, I was getting that feeling, so I decided to venture out and do a little bit of shopping.

I went out to do some shopping for some shirts and bottoms. And as a typical male, we’re pretty particular in what prices we pay for our clothes.

If we’re going to drop $100 on a dress shirt, we better get compliments about how good it looks on us every time we wear it. There needs to be ROI for the purchase.

Needless to say, I got some pretty good picks. And also as males we like to double check our purchases after we buy them. So in following procedure, I went to check my bills to make sure I was charged correctly,  and proceeded to sit down at the bench immediately outside the store of my last purchase.

Low and behold there was a girl there talking on the phone.

The first words that I heard her say were “I’m out with the credit card”

I didn’t pay too much attention to her because I was really focussed on adding stuff up on my bills.

I didn’t think anything was out of the ordinary because I really thought she was talking to her mom and was telling her that she borrowed her credit card to do her shopping. But within 2 minutes, some guy showed up at the bench with a bag in his hand and gave it to her.

I was like OH SHIT.

The credit card is the guy.

She’s out with the guy! She’s out with the credit card!

A “credit card”:  a guy who spends all his money on his girl to impress her.

This is hilarious!

I find it funny that the girl referred to the guy she with as “the credit card”. Being nicknamed, “the credit card” isn’t going to get this guy anywhere. Maybe a one way ticket to the poor house if he keeps this behaviour up.

End skit.

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# Linked to 8 February 2010 in Articles by Pat Dryburgh

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